ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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