If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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