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  • It's called morning wood... I'm a girl and I don't have a problem with this. Why does that say he's gotta go?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:21pm
  • I don't see the problem here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:40am
  • What, didn't like being woken by the alarm cock?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:06pm
  • they call that *sharking* in the business. duh dun... duh dun... DUH DUN...

    Submitted by kelther on Feb 6, 10 at 12:17pm
  • 11:58. In Soviet Russia, YOU are not funny, and you get shut the fuck up by a cock in your mouth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Whats the problem? Never been woken up for more sex in the midst of a deep sleep?

    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am
    • I value my deep sleep - THAT's the problem.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:29pm
  • If you don't like early morning sex then you're the one that's "gotta go" !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:24pm
  • I'm the OP, and a dude. He'll just end up crashing in my bed and I wake with his cock against me. Not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:42pm
  • OP is an ungrateful bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Just wake him up with head then send him on his way. Start your day off with some fun before making him leave,

    Submitted by daisy40 on Feb 6, 10 at 11:39am
  • Wow. What a bitch. It's called morning wood. Nor the guys fault. If you were a real women you'd take care of your man. I sure do =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:57pm
  • That's a sign that the man behind you is healthy. Be gratefull.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:35pm
  • He's attracted to you, take it or leave it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am
  • Ugh 12:15, worst mental image ever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:01pm
  • I would be disappointed if I woke up to my man not having morning wood.

    Submitted by danusdaughter on Feb 28, 10 at 11:54am
  • You should be happy ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Wait I was just telling someone I would love an early morning alarm in just that form.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:06am
  • You are just used to hooking up with people who find you unattractive but easy. You fugly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am
  • Man I love when that happens! Happened to Me this morning my bf and I had amazing sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:42pm
  • I'm actually the person who sent this in. I know what it's called - I'm not an ignorant teen. The "problem" is that I value my sleep and not a wake me up at the crack of dawn with your morning wood type of girl. KTHNXBYE

    Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Are you serious!? You are 1 fucked up girl if you didn't take that as a good sign

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:48pm
    • I know it's a good sign and that he's "healthy" and that he's "attracted to me" I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED AT FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! Wake me in three hours SHEESH!!!

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:33pm
  • Second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:32am
  • Kford does this to me all the time. Iluvit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:39pm
  • Rhgfxs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:57pm
  • Obviously this girl doesn't appreciate an ALARM COCK in the morning. Buyer beware! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:07am
  • He's gotta go?! Are you insane!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:35am
  • 240 you're a fucking downer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Yeah, morning sex is not my cup of tea either. But hey, if you're cool with me just lying here while you take care of business, that's cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:36pm
  • 5:02 is lying. This was written by a guy. And it makes a lot more sense that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:18pm
    • Nope - not lying. I was the person that sent this in. And yes I am a chic.

      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:39pm
  • Second

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:32am
  • In Soviet Russia, you wake up at 5 with a dick in your ass!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:52am
  • Lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Soviet Russia again... Wonderful. STFU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:33am
  • It's the guy's fault for staying the night. Just fuck her and leave. Newbie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:33pm
  • I seriously disagree. Dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:13pm
  • Ever heard of morning wood?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:13pm
  • lol what a bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:03pm
  • LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you! Do you get annoyed with guys coughing or sneezing or any of the other things they don't have control over? LOL, kids...

    Submitted by GreenIz on Feb 8, 10 at 9:22pm
  • Oh. So that's how you wake up. Alright. No need to brag about it on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:19pm
  • First!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:30am
  • The earlier the better. Bang it out for 20 minutes then go right back to sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:17pm
  • In soviet Russia, there is no Internet, and no one is funny. Stfu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:58am
  • What else would you rather be doing in the morning? Whats wrong with you. (from all Norwegian girls)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:11pm
  • I learned this in class the other day: On average, guys have 9 erections per day. 7 of these are when he's asleep.

    Submitted by pgn674 on Feb 6, 10 at 4:36pm
  • Morning wood is the BEST wood. regardless of the time. Damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:54pm
  • On your back? How big was this dude?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:14am
  • @5:39 your not cool, go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:07pm
  • My girl gets mad when she DOESN'T wake up with my dick against her. She loves it. So stop crying.

    Submitted by Notagoodalias on Oct 28, 11 at 10:40am
  • LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you!

    Submitted by GreenIz on Feb 8, 10 at 9:25pm
  • Terrible comment. I disagree

    Submitted by tnksta on Apr 18, 10 at 6:42pm
  • be happy you go a man with a penis cuz some of us dont

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Nothing says " this chicks gotta go" better than waking up to period stains on your sheets and a crusty feeling on your mouth :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:15pm