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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:21pm

    It's called morning wood... I'm a girl and I don't have a problem with this. Why does that say he's gotta go?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:40am

    I don't see the problem here.

  • 84 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:06pm

    What, didn't like being woken by the alarm cock?

  • 61 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:35pm

    That's a sign that the man behind you is healthy. Be gratefull.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by greenbumho on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am

    Whats the problem? Never been woken up for more sex in the midst of a deep sleep?

    • 49 42
      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:29pm

      I value my deep sleep - THAT's the problem.

  • 65 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:56pm

    11:58. In Soviet Russia, YOU are not funny, and you get shut the fuck up by a cock in your mouth!

  • 58 43
    Submitted by kelther on Feb 6, 10 at 12:17pm

    they call that *sharking* in the business. duh dun... duh dun... DUH DUN...

  • 64 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:42pm

    I'm the OP, and a dude. He'll just end up crashing in my bed and I wake with his cock against me. Not cool.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:22pm

    OP is an ungrateful bitch.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:24pm

    If you don't like early morning sex then you're the one that's "gotta go" !!

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am

    He's attracted to you, take it or leave it.

  • 50 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:57pm

    Wow. What a bitch. It's called morning wood. Nor the guys fault. If you were a real women you'd take care of your man. I sure do =]

  • 58 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:49am

    You are just used to hooking up with people who find you unattractive but easy. You fugly

    • 27 45
      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:35pm

      Yeh cuz you know me? STFU

  • 44 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 2:06am

    Wait I was just telling someone I would love an early morning alarm in just that form.

  • 46 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:01pm

    Ugh 12:15, worst mental image ever...

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 2:48pm

    Are you serious!? You are 1 fucked up girl if you didn't take that as a good sign

    • 38 42
      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:33pm

      I know it's a good sign and that he's "healthy" and that he's "attracted to me" I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED AT FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! Wake me in three hours SHEESH!!!

  • 38 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:07am

    Obviously this girl doesn't appreciate an ALARM COCK in the morning. Buyer beware! lol

  • 48 58
    Submitted by daisy40 on Feb 6, 10 at 11:39am

    Just wake him up with head then send him on his way. Start your day off with some fun before making him leave,

  • 36 35
    Submitted by danusdaughter on Feb 28, 10 at 11:54am

    I would be disappointed if I woke up to my man not having morning wood.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:39pm

    Kford does this to me all the time. Iluvit.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:34pm

    You should be happy ...

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:19pm

    Oh. So that's how you wake up. Alright. No need to brag about it on here.

  • 42 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:11pm

    What else would you rather be doing in the morning? Whats wrong with you. (from all Norwegian girls)

  • 45 56
    Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:02pm

    I'm actually the person who sent this in. I know what it's called - I'm not an ignorant teen. The "problem" is that I value my sleep and not a wake me up at the crack of dawn with your morning wood type of girl. KTHNXBYE

  • 42 50
    Submitted by pgn674 on Feb 6, 10 at 4:36pm

    I learned this in class the other day: On average, guys have 9 erections per day. 7 of these are when he's asleep.

  • 33 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:42pm

    Man I love when that happens! Happened to Me this morning my bf and I had amazing sex!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:13pm

    Ever heard of morning wood?

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 5:18pm

    5:02 is lying. This was written by a guy. And it makes a lot more sense that way.

    • 30 57
      Submitted by RaCk on Feb 6, 10 at 5:39pm

      Nope - not lying. I was the person that sent this in. And yes I am a chic.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:14am

    On your back? How big was this dude?

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:32am

    Second

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:57pm

    Rhgfxs

  • 37 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 1:06pm

    Lol...

  • 30 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:36pm

    Yeah, morning sex is not my cup of tea either. But hey, if you're cool with me just lying here while you take care of business, that's cool.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 6:03pm

    lol what a bitch

  • 35 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 3:13pm

    I seriously disagree. Dumbass.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by GreenIz on Feb 8, 10 at 9:22pm

    LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you! Do you get annoyed with guys coughing or sneezing or any of the other things they don't have control over? LOL, kids...

  • 35 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:32am

    Second

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 4:13pm

    240 you're a fucking downer.

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:17pm

    The earlier the better. Bang it out for 20 minutes then go right back to sleep.

  • 30 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:54pm

    Morning wood is the BEST wood. regardless of the time. Damn.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 8:07pm

    @5:39 your not cool, go away

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:58am

    In soviet Russia, there is no Internet, and no one is funny. Stfu

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:30am

    First!!!

  • 27 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 6:35am

    He's gotta go?! Are you insane!!!!!!!!!

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 11:52am

    In Soviet Russia, you wake up at 5 with a dick in your ass!

  • 28 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:33pm

    It's the guy's fault for staying the night. Just fuck her and leave. Newbie

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 12:33am

    Soviet Russia again... Wonderful. STFU!

  • 22 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:40pm

    be happy you go a man with a penis cuz some of us dont

  • 24 49
    Submitted by GreenIz on Feb 8, 10 at 9:25pm

    LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you!

  • 20 42
    Submitted by Notagoodalias on Oct 28, 11 at 10:40am

    My girl gets mad when she DOESN'T wake up with my dick against her. She loves it. So stop crying.

  • 23 50
    Submitted by tnksta on Apr 18, 10 at 6:42pm

    Terrible comment. I disagree

  • 31 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 12:15pm

    Nothing says " this chicks gotta go" better than waking up to period stains on your sheets and a crusty feeling on your mouth :)