Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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It's called morning wood... I'm a girl and I don't have a problem with this. Why does that say he's gotta go?
I don't see the problem here.
What, didn't like being woken by the alarm cock?
they call that *sharking* in the business. duh dun... duh dun... DUH DUN...
11:58. In Soviet Russia, YOU are not funny, and you get shut the fuck up by a cock in your mouth!
Whats the problem? Never been woken up for more sex in the midst of a deep sleep?
I value my deep sleep - THAT's the problem.
If you don't like early morning sex then you're the one that's "gotta go" !!
I'm the OP, and a dude. He'll just end up crashing in my bed and I wake with his cock against me. Not cool.
OP is an ungrateful bitch.
Just wake him up with head then send him on his way. Start your day off with some fun before making him leave,
Wow. What a bitch. It's called morning wood. Nor the guys fault. If you were a real women you'd take care of your man. I sure do =]
That's a sign that the man behind you is healthy. Be gratefull.
He's attracted to you, take it or leave it.
Ugh 12:15, worst mental image ever...
I would be disappointed if I woke up to my man not having morning wood.
You should be happy ...
Wait I was just telling someone I would love an early morning alarm in just that form.
You are just used to hooking up with people who find you unattractive but easy. You fugly
Yeh cuz you know me? STFU
Man I love when that happens! Happened to
Me this morning my bf and I had amazing sex!
I'm actually the person who sent this in. I know what it's called - I'm not an ignorant teen. The "problem" is that I value my sleep and not a wake me up at the crack of dawn with your morning wood type of girl. KTHNXBYE
Are you serious!? You are 1 fucked up girl if you didn't take that as a good sign
I know it's a good sign and that he's "healthy" and that he's "attracted to me" I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE BOTHERED AT FIVE IN THE MORNING!!!! Wake me in three hours SHEESH!!!
Kford does this to me all the time. Iluvit.
Obviously this girl doesn't appreciate an ALARM COCK in the morning. Buyer beware! lol
He's gotta go?! Are you insane!!!!!!!!!
240 you're a fucking downer.
Yeah, morning sex is not my cup of tea either. But hey, if you're cool with me just lying here while you take care of business, that's cool.
5:02 is lying. This was written by a guy. And it makes a lot more sense that way.
Nope - not lying. I was the person that sent this in. And yes I am a chic.
In Soviet Russia, you wake up at 5 with a dick in your ass!
Soviet Russia again... Wonderful. STFU!
It's the guy's fault for staying the night. Just fuck her and leave. Newbie
I seriously disagree. Dumbass.
Ever heard of morning wood?
lol what a bitch
LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you! Do you get annoyed with guys coughing or sneezing or any of the other things they don't have control over? LOL, kids...
Oh. So that's how you wake up. Alright. No need to brag about it on here.
The earlier the better. Bang it out for 20 minutes then go right back to sleep.
In soviet Russia, there is no Internet, and no one is funny. Stfu
What else would you rather be doing in the morning? Whats wrong with you. (from all Norwegian girls)
I learned this in class the other day: On average, guys have 9 erections per day. 7 of these are when he's asleep.
Morning wood is the BEST wood. regardless of the time. Damn.
On your back? How big was this dude?
@5:39 your not cool, go away
My girl gets mad when she DOESN'T wake up with my dick against her. She loves it. So stop crying.
LOL, if you're ditching guys for getting a boner in the night it's a lonely life for you!
Terrible comment. I disagree
be happy you go a man with a penis cuz some of us dont
Nothing says " this chicks gotta go" better than waking up to period stains on your sheets and a crusty feeling on your mouth :)