yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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