i permit you to call me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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