John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
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JOHN MAYER GETS MORE PUSSY THAN A CAT CLINIC. ANNNNND HE IS A BETTER MUSICIAN THAN ANY OF YOU FUCKASSES
thats funny, im actually listening to john mayer right now, good stuff
You're a freakin idiot John mayer is unbelievable!
Haters be hatin
no, sorry 10:05... Ferris Bueller is the one and only "righteous dude"
John Mayer may be a dick but he's one hell of a blues guitarist, there's a reason why he's been on stage with buddy guy and eric clapton. Say what you want about some of his early pop recordings, but the man's an artist.
You fucks are dumb John plays the kind of music that makes people feel good and doesn't bring people down. He gets more ass than a toilet seat and you guys need to learn something about music before you talk shit.
12:20 fuck yeah!! His lyrics are actually the best lyrics of any artist of our generation. His music speaks volumes and Its really sad that you can't respect or understant that.
i'm pretty sure all the haters are just jealous that they don't get as much tail as John Mayer. REP (203)!
Mayer is an absolute cunt !
Just because John Mayer has the talent to rip blues guitar like nobody's business, sing pretty well, and fuck whatever starlet he wants does not make him a douche. The fact that you think it does makes YOU a douche.
6:28 you know what it about! The whole time I was waiting for his prepubesant voice to
Crack.I like him, but you can't do Tom Petty.
wtf 3:18, you have a terrible taste in music. period.
I like him, he's one righteous dude
John mayer is the fucking man what the hells wrong with u do u not like good music
"gravity wants to bring me down"
Brilliant songwriting, John Mayer, just brilliant. I haven't found a physics textbook that words it quite as well.
10:09, I completely agree with your statement.\nOn another note.\nI love this guy for saying that. Fuck John Mayer.
TOOL ACADEMY is the funniest show ever!!
john mayer is a tool
10:13(1) i like ur style..
im a chick, i'm married i get all the "tail" i want. john mayer is a douche
Hey 1220, JIMI HENDRIX could "play the guitar like none other"; John Mayer is a poseur. Get it right.
I STILL DONT LIKE JOHN MAYER.
the plan is to kill him, not ourselves.
Family Guy said it best: That's enough, John Mayer.
I grant that he plays guitar well, but he is a raging douchebag and a degenerate asshole.
The name of the song isn't disco stick it's lovegame
As family guy says "that's enough, John Mayor"
john mayer is the goddamn man
You're an idiot!!! He's an amazing musician!!
This text doesn't make any sense.
You're right he has one of the most amazing voices and songs ever but he is a scumbag
Tool academy is ridiculous
John mayer is talented, no denying that
Don't be so jealous
10:41 wouldn't know music if it cock slapped him in the face
I used to be good pals with John, and he is far from a douche. He just does what he wants, just like anyone would do if they got famous. People are just jealous, and there is no denying his talent.
Wow. All the people here who are saying he sucks probably listen to nothing but dumb ass rappers or bubble gum pop, or burnt out rock or something. He is one of the most talented musicians of our time. He can play the guitar like none other, and write songs like a mother fucker. He's an amazing musician and all you haters are just jealous cause he's better than you, in all facets of life. Who cares if he's a douche, none of you know him personally to be directly affected by it. I doubt he is anyway.
yeah, i'm sure the fact that he's known as one of the greatest guitarists of our generation and that he's made millions and millions of dollars is because he's a douche.
2:52, you are insane. You honestly thought his version of Free Fallin' was better than the legendary Tom Petty? Listen to real music and lay off the top 40, idiot.
I don't care if he's an ass, I love his music.
Fuck off! John Mayer is a God!
ac/dc had some good songs too
@11:01 Are you my sister?
You're an idiot. We don't have to like rap or pop in order to dislike John Mayer. I don't like him, I think his lyrics are awful, and I don't like his music. Why on God's earth would I be jealous of that?
i love john mayer, so fuck you
I don't follow his life, so idk why everyone thinks he's a douche. Someone enlighten me?
But he is a very good musician.
Fuck John Mayer. He can play the guitar, but his lyrics are horrible. Listen to some indie. It actually requires creativity.
John Mayer rocks and you all are just bitter.
Can't Stand John Mayer
I love u op and TOTALLY agree
unless you personally know him, then you have no reason to call him a douche. the man shits on every other guitarist from this generation, not to mention his raw talent for writing music
Anyone who shoots John Mayer gets a free steak dinner and beer on me
i like back in black
If we are talking personality than those who call him a dousche can say what they want..if we are talking artistic talent and music quality,then you are fuckng idiots. Go listen to Disco stick...
11:44 yeah not really
John mayor is hot. I'd tap that... Twice
John mayer rules and he is more talented than any of you so don't be assholes and on a second note he gete way hotter women so simmer down and suck it up
This is 2:52, don't care that Tom Petty is legendary, if, in my opinion, John Mayer blew his song away and made it better, that's my opinion douchebag.
I think it was great, and not as repeditive at the original...
John Mayer is an amazing artist. Free Fallin' is not just good because it's "Top 40." I heard it live mother FUCKER.
There's no such song as disco stick...
241 as did jojo and Rhianna...the true test is whether you are around for multiple albums and your music can still be considered good over a period of time and not just trendy...I think Mayer fits the bill
You don't need talent to sell records. Milli Vanilli sold records.
to all you doubters, listen to neon, and if you STILL don't like john mayer, kill yourself.
12:24, just because he produces good music, doesn't mean that he's not an asshole in person. i still call douche on john mayer, shitty personality.
12:33 Far from talented? the dude has sold something like 20million albums??? Some people are just haters seriously. No one here knows him as a person yet he has no talent, personality, a douche. The haters in here are fucking PATHETIC.
At 10:43 u just listed the trash of the late seventies and eighties, I'll give u skynyrd though
2:14 and 2:17 case in point
I hope Jogn Mayer chocks on your cock.
JM is an ugly ass douche bag prick. He makes me want to jab forks in my ears.
I like John Mayer a lot, I just don't like the cover. CALM DOWN.
or has one either way that makes sense
i love it "thats enough john mayer." hahaha family guy is the best
I'm glad she didn't.
John Mayer is a pussy