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  • thats funny, im actually listening to john mayer right now, good stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:39pm
  • JOHN MAYER GETS MORE PUSSY THAN A CAT CLINIC. ANNNNND HE IS A BETTER MUSICIAN THAN ANY OF YOU FUCKASSES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:42am
  • You're a freakin idiot John mayer is unbelievable!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:42am
  • no, sorry 10:05... Ferris Bueller is the one and only "righteous dude"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:09am
  • John Mayer may be a dick but he's one hell of a blues guitarist, there's a reason why he's been on stage with buddy guy and eric clapton. Say what you want about some of his early pop recordings, but the man's an artist.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:34am
  • You fucks are dumb John plays the kind of music that makes people feel good and doesn't bring people down. He gets more ass than a toilet seat and you guys need to learn something about music before you talk shit.

    Submitted by funmuncher5 on Jul 19, 10 at 2:42am
  • Haters be hatin

    Submitted by rawdfarva on May 3, 11 at 2:03am
  • Mayer is an absolute cunt !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:13am
  • i'm pretty sure all the haters are just jealous that they don't get as much tail as John Mayer. REP (203)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:05am
  • 12:20 fuck yeah!! His lyrics are actually the best lyrics of any artist of our generation. His music speaks volumes and Its really sad that you can't respect or understant that.

    Submitted by hahahauwish on Jun 9, 10 at 12:48am
  • Just because John Mayer has the talent to rip blues guitar like nobody's business, sing pretty well, and fuck whatever starlet he wants does not make him a douche. The fact that you think it does makes YOU a douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:09pm
  • 6:28 you know what it about! The whole time I was waiting for his prepubesant voice to Crack.I like him, but you can't do Tom Petty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:06pm
  • wtf 3:18, you have a terrible taste in music. period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 8:29pm
  • John mayer is the fucking man what the hells wrong with u do u not like good music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:28pm
  • I like him, he's one righteous dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:05am
  • "gravity wants to bring me down" Brilliant songwriting, John Mayer, just brilliant. I haven't found a physics textbook that words it quite as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 10:09, I completely agree with your statement.\nOn another note.\nI love this guy for saying that. Fuck John Mayer.

    Submitted by emmacakez on Aug 10, 10 at 12:21pm
  • TOOL ACADEMY is the funniest show ever!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:53am
  • im a chick, i'm married i get all the "tail" i want. john mayer is a douche -10:56

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:13am
  • 10:13(1) i like ur style.. 10:13:(2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:14am
  • I STILL DONT LIKE JOHN MAYER. the plan is to kill him, not ourselves.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 3:18pm
  • Hey 1220, JIMI HENDRIX could "play the guitar like none other"; John Mayer is a poseur. Get it right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:03am
  • john mayer is a tool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:23am
  • Family Guy said it best: That's enough, John Mayer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:31am
  • You're right he has one of the most amazing voices and songs ever but he is a scumbag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 9, 10 at 4:51pm
  • I grant that he plays guitar well, but he is a raging douchebag and a degenerate asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:11am
  • I used to be good pals with John, and he is far from a douche. He just does what he wants, just like anyone would do if they got famous. People are just jealous, and there is no denying his talent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:48am
  • The name of the song isn't disco stick it's lovegame

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:17pm
  • You're an idiot!!! He's an amazing musician!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:44am
  • This text doesn't make any sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:23am
  • As family guy says "that's enough, John Mayor"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:32am
  • Tool academy is ridiculous John mayer is talented, no denying that Don't be so jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:22pm
  • john mayer is the goddamn man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:25am
  • 10:41 wouldn't know music if it cock slapped him in the face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:43am
  • 2:52, you are insane. You honestly thought his version of Free Fallin' was better than the legendary Tom Petty? Listen to real music and lay off the top 40, idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:28pm
  • Wow. All the people here who are saying he sucks probably listen to nothing but dumb ass rappers or bubble gum pop, or burnt out rock or something. He is one of the most talented musicians of our time. He can play the guitar like none other, and write songs like a mother fucker. He's an amazing musician and all you haters are just jealous cause he's better than you, in all facets of life. Who cares if he's a douche, none of you know him personally to be directly affected by it. I doubt he is anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:20am
  • yeah, i'm sure the fact that he's known as one of the greatest guitarists of our generation and that he's made millions and millions of dollars is because he's a douche. fucking tools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:24pm
  • Fuck off! John Mayer is a God!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:40pm
  • You're an idiot. We don't have to like rap or pop in order to dislike John Mayer. I don't like him, I think his lyrics are awful, and I don't like his music. Why on God's earth would I be jealous of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:27pm
  • I don't follow his life, so idk why everyone thinks he's a douche. Someone enlighten me? But he is a very good musician.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:05pm
  • i love john mayer, so fuck you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:56pm
  • I love u op and TOTALLY agree

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:32pm
  • Can't Stand John Mayer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:56am
  • ac/dc had some good songs too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:49am
  • Fuck John Mayer. He can play the guitar, but his lyrics are horrible. Listen to some indie. It actually requires creativity.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 2:56pm
  • @11:01 Are you my sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:35am
  • John Mayer rocks and you all are just bitter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 6:19pm
  • unless you personally know him, then you have no reason to call him a douche. the man shits on every other guitarist from this generation, not to mention his raw talent for writing music

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I don't care if he's an ass, I love his music.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:22pm
  • i like back in black

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:50am
  • 11:44 yeah not really

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:49am
  • Anyone who shoots John Mayer gets a free steak dinner and beer on me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:59am
  • John mayer rules and he is more talented than any of you so don't be assholes and on a second note he gete way hotter women so simmer down and suck it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:44am
  • John mayor is hot. I'd tap that... Twice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 6:47pm
  • This is 2:52, don't care that Tom Petty is legendary, if, in my opinion, John Mayer blew his song away and made it better, that's my opinion douchebag. I think it was great, and not as repeditive at the original... John Mayer is an amazing artist. Free Fallin' is not just good because it's "Top 40." I heard it live mother FUCKER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:11pm
  • If we are talking personality than those who call him a dousche can say what they want..if we are talking artistic talent and music quality,then you are fuckng idiots. Go listen to Disco stick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:38pm
  • 241 as did jojo and Rhianna...the true test is whether you are around for multiple albums and your music can still be considered good over a period of time and not just trendy...I think Mayer fits the bill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:20pm
  • 12:24, just because he produces good music, doesn't mean that he's not an asshole in person. i still call douche on john mayer, shitty personality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 12:33 Far from talented? the dude has sold something like 20million albums??? Some people are just haters seriously. No one here knows him as a person yet he has no talent, personality, a douche. The haters in here are fucking PATHETIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:21pm
  • to all you doubters, listen to neon, and if you STILL don't like john mayer, kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 2:46am
  • You don't need talent to sell records. Milli Vanilli sold records.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:41pm
  • At 10:43 u just listed the trash of the late seventies and eighties, I'll give u skynyrd though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:46am
  • There's no such song as disco stick...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 2:14 and 2:17 case in point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:29pm
  • JM is an ugly ass douche bag prick. He makes me want to jab forks in my ears.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 7:31pm
  • I like John Mayer a lot, I just don't like the cover. CALM DOWN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I hope Jogn Mayer chocks on your cock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:08am
  • or has one either way that makes sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:14am
  • i love it "thats enough john mayer." hahaha family guy is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:56am
  • I'm glad she didn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:45pm
  • John Mayer is a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:13am