in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I think i peed on brittanys purse
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
