I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
