Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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