This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's like heaven, but drunker
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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