Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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