don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
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hahahaha first of all it WAS a girl, and second of all we were in lancaster! LMFAOOO i can't believe you actually posted this OP double M ;)
Shh girls don't poop or fart, its all pink fluffy marshmallows.
Oh, they also have naked pillowfights before bed.
We've all been there.
Hey, Smoky's back here takin' a shit!! I won't tell anybody else.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here for the rest of my life.
Maybe he was being proactive and sent the text as he was sitting down and his buddy was sidling up to a urinal?
if they had to text them, wouldn't that mean that they... already left?
new jersey's always keepin it classyyy
jersey is classy mufucca. we keep it REAL
Ahahahaha! Now this one is good. Classic.
Yeah I hate this. I always need to find an alternate bathrooom. To the host : "Yo dude.. like ya got an extra baffroom like one downsturrs?? I'm about to bust some porcelain...."
okay how many times has this happened to me lmfao
only a girl would text this, guys dont care
bahahahahhahahaha i cant tell you how often ive sent/received this text. amazing.
lolol this is so fucking funny omgomg