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  • 65 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 10:44am

    hahahaha first of all it WAS a girl, and second of all we were in lancaster! LMFAOOO i can't believe you actually posted this OP double M ;)

  • 56 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:44pm

    We've all been there.

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:41pm

    Shh girls don't poop or fart, its all pink fluffy marshmallows. Oh, they also have naked pillowfights before bed.

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:16pm

    Hey, Smoky's back here takin' a shit!! I won't tell anybody else.

  • 46 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:13pm

    Maybe he was being proactive and sent the text as he was sitting down and his buddy was sidling up to a urinal?

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:09pm

    if they had to text them, wouldn't that mean that they... already left?

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:28pm

    Thank you, thank you. I'll be here for the rest of my life.

  • 48 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:06pm

    new jersey's always keepin it classyyy

  • 39 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:45pm

    jersey is classy mufucca. we keep it REAL

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:01pm

    Yeah I hate this. I always need to find an alternate bathrooom. To the host : "Yo dude.. like ya got an extra baffroom like one downsturrs?? I'm about to bust some porcelain...."

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 1:08am

    okay how many times has this happened to me lmfao

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:05pm

    Ahahahaha! Now this one is good. Classic.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:32pm

    only a girl would text this, guys dont care

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:55pm

    bahahahahhahahaha i cant tell you how often ive sent/received this text. amazing.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:18pm

    lolol this is so fucking funny omgomg