i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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