Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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