Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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