If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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