I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
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You probably shouldnt get yourself into those situations. also just to rub it in your face mr. firstfirst, I am FIRST! though I dont give a shit.
For when she rides your face she can get double action? Niiiiiiiiiiiiice
They're trying to tell you you're a dick-head.
So they literally could call you a dickhead?
The famed unicorn is real!
Gonzo face!? Nicely done.
Oh god, that is my friends text! Haha way to go easton! Haha
Mr. dependable lol
Choda boy, is that you?