I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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