I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I just cut my nipple shaving
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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