U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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