I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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