hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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