Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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