And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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