I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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