Grow some girl-balls and come out already
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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