I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
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It's called an abusive relationship!
I would tell people it happened while bull riding.
Best guess I came up with is that it's from when I tripped on the bar.