so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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