What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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