so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
