i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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She told me I should be a condom model.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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