Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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