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  • ACTUALLY its from a movie called EXTREME MOVIE you cauch, my best friend sent this to me, and i nearly died laughing. ohhhhhh big w, you're my ultimate hero. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 4:16am
  • Haha this is hilarious! I hope he actually does it, because I'd like to see it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 11:43pm
  • First off, its not "junk," its your dick or penis. Second off if you have any balls, then shave the area and enjoy. It sure feels a lot better, especially in the summer. Plus the ladies like it and gives you a good reason to ask them to shave themselves... or you can do it for them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:56am
  • i find that rather hilarious... you, sir, are a visionary. even though you did steal that from a movie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:02am
  • you really need to ask? obvi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:57pm
  • dude. HELL yes. i wish i had thought of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 11:01pm
  • you absolutely should...!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 10:17pm
  • YES-he was the only good republican

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:02am
  • OMG! i'm in love already. please do, that's fucking awesome hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Yes.

    Submitted by daisy102 on Jun 15, 10 at 12:15am
  • "Lincoln was shot in the head. don't jinx urself"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 2:52am
  • 10:56...way to attempt to give sage advice on TFLN...wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:37pm
  • 10:56 shut the fuck up. 1:19, he wasn't a Republican in the modern sense (conservative, right-wing, whatever), but he was indeed a Republican, in fact the first Republican president, so I'd say the statement is valid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 2:12pm
  • Fuck yeah you should. So having penis envy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 8:11am
  • I didn't say you couldn't I said you shouldn't

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Watch "Waiting..." and you'll know how to perfect it.

    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 9, 11 at 1:45pm
  • I DO THAT TOOO except i always use my initials so they can identify me if I die in a fire and my face melt off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Did anyone even see that movie? You should do it anyway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:11am
  • This would be way funnier if it was from the 217.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Um... I think if you wanna do this right, you gotta go all out. the beard, dude. the beard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:17pm
  • If you died in a fire your hair would burn of before your face melted off dipshit. Dental records for the positive ID. And it is referred to a "junk" not "penis and balls". It's your junk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:29pm
  • I think you should, then have your boyfriend build a "log cabin" (of shit) to house your Abe Lincoln. ...ahhh wouldn't it be nice?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 10:12am
  • FUCK YES! I'm a girl and I whole-heartedly approve of this. Plus that'd be so damn sexy. ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:53am
  • 1:19, if you knew anything about American History you would know that the democratic and Republican Parties have gone through a few role reversals as far as which party is liberal and which is conservative/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:04pm
  • No way, Abe Lincoln was 6' 6". Do a creepy weird haircut and name em' wee man.

    Submitted by daviiidmac19 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:13am
  • I'll give you a role reversal ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:22pm
  • A woman could also do this, and name it "Babe-raham Lincoln".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:39am
  • ha that just made me giggle a little... good one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:34am