Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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i find that rather hilarious...
you, sir, are a visionary.
even though you did steal that from a movie
ACTUALLY its from a movie called EXTREME MOVIE you cauch, my best friend sent this to me, and i nearly died laughing.
ohhhhhh big w, you're my ultimate hero. :)
First off, its not "junk," its your dick or penis. Second off if you have any balls, then shave the area and enjoy. It sure feels a lot better, especially in the summer. Plus the ladies like it and gives you a good reason to ask them to shave themselves... or you can do it for them!
Haha this is hilarious! I hope he actually does it, because I'd like to see it.
you absolutely should...!
you really need to ask? obvi.
dude. HELL yes. i wish i had thought of that.
OMG! i'm in love already. please do, that's fucking awesome hahaha
YES-he was the only good republican
Fuck yeah you should. So having penis envy.
I DO THAT TOOO
except i always use my initials so they can identify me if I die in a fire and my face melt off.
10:56...way to attempt to give sage advice on TFLN...wow.
10:56 shut the fuck up.
1:19, he wasn't a Republican in the modern sense (conservative, right-wing, whatever), but he was indeed a Republican, in fact the first Republican president, so I'd say the statement is valid.
"Lincoln was shot in the head. don't jinx urself"
Watch "Waiting..." and you'll know how to perfect it.
This would be way funnier if it was from the 217.
Did anyone even see that movie? You should do it anyway.
I didn't say you couldn't I said you shouldn't
If you died in a fire your hair would burn of before your face melted off dipshit. Dental records for the positive ID.
And it is referred to a "junk" not "penis and balls". It's your junk
Um... I think if you wanna do this right, you gotta go all out. the beard, dude. the beard.
I'm a girl and I whole-heartedly approve of this.
Plus that'd be so damn sexy. ;]
I think you should, then have your boyfriend build a "log cabin" (of shit) to house your Abe Lincoln. ...ahhh wouldn't it be nice?
1:19, if you knew anything about American History you would know that the democratic and Republican Parties have gone through a few role reversals as far as which party is liberal and which is conservative/
I'll give you a role reversal ;)
No way, Abe Lincoln was 6' 6". Do a creepy weird haircut and name em' wee man.
ha that just made me giggle a little... good one...
A woman could also do this, and name it "Babe-raham Lincoln".