Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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