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  • 59 16
    Submitted by haliganbar on Feb 1, 12 at 11:53am
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    She never has to worry about screaming the wrong name in the heat of the moment.

  • 49 19
    Submitted by porksword on Feb 1, 12 at 12:41pm
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    How else does one move up in a family business?

  • 43 34
    Submitted by RishMorz on Feb 1, 12 at 9:26pm
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    "every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginity..." As if she slept with guys before she lost her virginity?

    • 26 19
      Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 9:47pm
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      No moron, since the guy she lost it to. I'm guessing his name was similar to the other men afterwards.

      • 27 30
        Submitted by heiress21 on Feb 2, 12 at 12:59am
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        that's the point he's making..pretty sure he's saying the text could/should have just said "...every guy you've slept with..."

        • 19 26
          Submitted by heiress21 on Feb 2, 12 at 1:00am
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          that's NOT the point he's making**

  • 33 20
    Submitted by jnyhammerstix on Feb 1, 12 at 12:45pm
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    It is if you're in Alabama

  • 28 18
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 2, 12 at 1:35am
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    They all match lol.

  • 33 30
    Submitted by deezknight on Feb 1, 12 at 11:44am
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    This is what we call a "nomenclature fetish".

  • 24 14
    Submitted by SauceQueen on Feb 3, 12 at 3:51am
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    Who wrote this, West Virginia?

  • 26 21
    Submitted by ambah on Feb 2, 12 at 1:20am
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    Actually I'm willing to bet the guy she lost it to didn't have the same first or last names as all the others she's slept with since....

  • 27 23
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Feb 1, 12 at 11:52am
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    My name? Uh John. John Smith.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by 830_210 on Feb 1, 12 at 3:50pm
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    Dirty Mexicans...

    • 26 23
      Submitted by TaterTotTibby on Feb 2, 12 at 3:59am
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      who would ever like this comment

  • 23 23
    Submitted by Thompson11 on Feb 2, 12 at 3:29am
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    The fact that you're old enough to have sex and can't spell virginity isn't normal either.

  • 21 21
    Submitted by AtlantisXX on Feb 4, 12 at 5:22am
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    Keeps life simple, with the names.

  • 24 34
    Submitted by ianto6409 on Feb 2, 12 at 4:00am
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    Tru dat