I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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"But just until tonight; there is a huge party with a bunch of Marines. I'll be leaving there pregnant!"
Your local health clinic will be thrilled to hear the good news.
kudos to Mich and Lexia for the cross tfln tie-ins.. extra points if you managed to keep it in the same area code...
I, too, offer a Kudo. Bravo and well played.
@carter: sarcasm or serious brah?
Vaginal tearing is a serious problem.
What great timing. My dick is taking a slapstick comedy break. Yin and yang.
Guess you showed it to your employees at the party, huh? They are glad to be hung over.