I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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