its not stalking. its research.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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