i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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