guys are not supposed to queef...right?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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