i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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