Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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