and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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