Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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