hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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