I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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