Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
