Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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