i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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