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  • Submitted by 2late on May 8, 10 at 7:21am

    come over, lets watch a movie has always worked on me. 'on me' not 'for me' cause I'm a girl. now lets get ready for a bunch of replies calling me a slut :)

    • Submitted by adam58 on May 8, 10 at 12:45pm

      slut but im not complainin

    • Submitted by StanDarsh on May 8, 10 at 2:23pm

      I can't remember how many movies I haven't watched because of that line. It's so good.

    • Submitted by rah54024 on May 26, 10 at 2:21am

      I love that line! cause it still leaves an out if needed :)

  • Submitted by hurley on May 8, 10 at 8:04am

    Completely agree with 2late. What has also worked on and for me is "I'll make you dinner..."

  • Submitted by guitar_boy on May 8, 10 at 11:19am

    Girls can't be sluts for having sex with people when guys fuck everything that moves... That's just dumb...

  • Submitted by frekyelf on May 8, 10 at 7:26am

    Ur not a slut. That's just universal

    • Submitted by 2late on May 8, 10 at 7:32am

      lol thanks

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:11am

    7.21 ur a slut. I'm sorry, I know ur probably not really but everyone being nice to u and agreeing with you is freaking me out. I'm not ready for this on tfln just yet, so forgive me but I bet u get pumped more than the only well-handle in a dusty African village. Fucking whore that you are and all. God I'm so sorry :(

    • Submitted by Hawk21 on May 8, 10 at 1:21pm

      Hahaha this made me laugh what an idiot I like it

    • Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 8, 10 at 7:56pm

      kinda douchey, but LMAO

  • Submitted by hunnietomybee on May 8, 10 at 7:50am

    exactly 2LATE.. especially a movie with sex in it... a lot of sex!!

  • Submitted by Griffmaster01 on May 8, 10 at 11:52pm

    Idea: You could just say it

  • Submitted by cbtango on May 8, 10 at 9:15am


  • Submitted by Kbabyxo on Nov 16, 10 at 12:15am

    How about let's make love

  • Submitted by maskedman on May 8, 10 at 3:19pm

    "I have a vagina and two titties," has always worked on me but I'm a man.

  • Submitted by enitenite on May 8, 10 at 9:07am

    @2late - and what would you be wearing when you showed up to "watch" a movie?

  • Submitted by uncle_badtouch on May 8, 10 at 8:12am

    Hahaha Yourwifesfantasy is a homo... Same shit every post... "I'm so insecure so I brag to strangers about my dick and having sex. The truth is I'm pathetic." lol. How do you find the time to bang everyone's wife with your baby dick when you are constantly posting comments on tfln? Homo.

  • Submitted by inciteman on May 8, 10 at 9:17pm

    Can i go over n watch a movie too?

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on May 8, 10 at 4:03pm

    Wanna come over, watch a movie, order pizza, maybe fuck!

  • Submitted by carleton1984 on May 8, 10 at 7:37am

    How about "I've got some Bud Light"