On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I need to sanitize my soul.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Congratulations! We have a period
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