There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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