Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
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Sounds like a bunch of baloney to me....
OP is a dude.
Now there's a girl who knows what she wants.
my kind of girl....
What man in his right or wrong mind would say no to this? Your man card is to be revoked immediately with no chance of redemption.
I wish this could be filed under "said no one, ever", but unfortunately, here it is.. And I agree. What kinda fucking pussy is this??
How'd you get your roast beef up there?
What pussy is this text going to? What the hell is wrong with you? Git r done!
she got them pepperoni nipples.
That's taking salami nipples to a whole other level. If she refers to her own nipples being ginormous, I don't even want to know what those things look like. She better have some huge ass cans to go with those nips!
I fail to see the problem with this